Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 23, 2023

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Someone should teach Marigold what happens when you assume.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    not just giraffes, Marigold, but also rhinoceroses, hippopotamuses, cheetahs, gazelles, zebras, hyenas, and other safari animals

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    They never say anything… Giraffes ARE smart! A the saying goes…

    “It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are dumb than it is to open your mouth and prove it.”

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    nolcott  over 1 year ago

    They’ve already realized that it’s pointless to try to tell us anything.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    That’s stretching it a bit, Mari.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    Giraffes built the first spaceship, but the pilot didn’t fit in it, so it never launched.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    I wondered about that!

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    But you are the most beautiful, right Marigold!

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    Johnnyrico  over 1 year ago

    I thought it was dolphins… Or ravens…

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    Darwinskeeper  over 1 year ago

    I’d always assumed it was the dolphins because they spend most of their time having fun in the ocean, where we waste our time trying to to make rich people richer. I’ve heard that the white mice have us both beat.

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    moxogeni  over 1 year ago

    Giraffes are demonic spawn.

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    spamjtam  over 1 year ago

    No, hamsters and dolphins! RIP Doug adams

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    Neo Stryder  over 1 year ago

    The best ones are the quiest

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    The-Great-Gildersleeve  over 1 year ago

    Giraffes are so brainy that they can afford to fight each other with their heads! Quite a site!

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    Decepticomic  over 1 year ago

    GIRAFFES: THE SMARTEST ‘PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN’ COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS!!! —Phelous joke

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    scyphi26  over 1 year ago

    We need to meet a giraffe in the comic now so we can confirm that. And besides, a giraffe friend for the crew could be fun.

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    scyphi26  over 1 year ago

    Also, that’s pretty significant, Marigold voluntarily admitting that unicorns aren’t actually the best at everything. Normally you’d have to twist her hoof pretty hard to get her to acknowledge that.

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    amaneaux  over 1 year ago

    Yes, giraffes have very high intelligence.

    (Think about it.)

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    Giraffes stand head and shoulders above other ungulates.

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    mistie710  over 1 year ago

    True, but they do have a nasty habit of looking down at everyone!

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    DDrazen  over 1 year ago

    Gus: “I don’t blame our ancestors for banishing those guys [giraffes]!” The Owl House

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    I’ve heard that giraffe vocalizations are outside our hearing range. Makes sense with the length of their vocal cords.

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    enigmamz  over 1 year ago

    They did survive in “Last of Us”.

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Everyone knows mice are the smartest creatures on Earth. Of course, mice are paradimensional beings from another universe, so the smartest creatures native to Earth are dolphins.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    Mr. Ed doesn’t speak unless he has something to say.

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    Antiyonder  over 1 year ago

    Do they really count as they were originally from the Boiling Isles?

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    Uncle Kenny  over 1 year ago

    In the webcomic, 21st Century Fox Hi Res, giraffes frequently fly into space: http://www.hirezfox.com/21cf/d/20020624.html

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    jerrica.benton333  over 1 year ago

    I used to think britney spears was a giraffe

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    As if I needed another reason to love giraffes!

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