I’d always assumed it was the dolphins because they spend most of their time having fun in the ocean, where we waste our time trying to to make rich people richer. I’ve heard that the white mice have us both beat.
Also, that’s pretty significant, Marigold voluntarily admitting that unicorns aren’t actually the best at everything. Normally you’d have to twist her hoof pretty hard to get her to acknowledge that.
Everyone knows mice are the smartest creatures on Earth. Of course, mice are paradimensional beings from another universe, so the smartest creatures native to Earth are dolphins.
codycab over 1 year ago
Someone should teach Marigold what happens when you assume.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
not just giraffes, Marigold, but also rhinoceroses, hippopotamuses, cheetahs, gazelles, zebras, hyenas, and other safari animals
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
They never say anything… Giraffes ARE smart! A the saying goes…
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are dumb than it is to open your mouth and prove it.”
nolcott over 1 year ago
They’ve already realized that it’s pointless to try to tell us anything.
Troglodyte over 1 year ago
That’s stretching it a bit, Mari.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Giraffes built the first spaceship, but the pilot didn’t fit in it, so it never launched.
iggyman over 1 year ago
I wondered about that!
iggyman over 1 year ago
But you are the most beautiful, right Marigold!
Johnnyrico over 1 year ago
I thought it was dolphins… Or ravens…
Darwinskeeper over 1 year ago
I’d always assumed it was the dolphins because they spend most of their time having fun in the ocean, where we waste our time trying to to make rich people richer. I’ve heard that the white mice have us both beat.
moxogeni over 1 year ago
Giraffes are demonic spawn.
spamjtam over 1 year ago
No, hamsters and dolphins! RIP Doug adams
Neo Stryder over 1 year ago
The best ones are the quiest
The-Great-Gildersleeve over 1 year ago
Giraffes are so brainy that they can afford to fight each other with their heads! Quite a site!
Decepticomic over 1 year ago
GIRAFFES: THE SMARTEST ‘PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN’ COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS!!! —Phelous joke
scyphi26 over 1 year ago
We need to meet a giraffe in the comic now so we can confirm that. And besides, a giraffe friend for the crew could be fun.
scyphi26 over 1 year ago
Also, that’s pretty significant, Marigold voluntarily admitting that unicorns aren’t actually the best at everything. Normally you’d have to twist her hoof pretty hard to get her to acknowledge that.
amaneaux over 1 year ago
Yes, giraffes have very high intelligence.
(Think about it.)
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
Giraffes stand head and shoulders above other ungulates.
mistie710 over 1 year ago
True, but they do have a nasty habit of looking down at everyone!
DDrazen over 1 year ago
Gus: “I don’t blame our ancestors for banishing those guys [giraffes]!” The Owl House
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
I’ve heard that giraffe vocalizations are outside our hearing range. Makes sense with the length of their vocal cords.
enigmamz over 1 year ago
They did survive in “Last of Us”.
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Everyone knows mice are the smartest creatures on Earth. Of course, mice are paradimensional beings from another universe, so the smartest creatures native to Earth are dolphins.
Ermine Notyours over 1 year ago
Mr. Ed doesn’t speak unless he has something to say.
Antiyonder over 1 year ago
Do they really count as they were originally from the Boiling Isles?
Uncle Kenny over 1 year ago
In the webcomic, 21st Century Fox Hi Res, giraffes frequently fly into space: http://www.hirezfox.com/21cf/d/20020624.html
jerrica.benton333 over 1 year ago
I used to think britney spears was a giraffe
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
As if I needed another reason to love giraffes!