The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 21, 2023

And a mask for hygiene, since he spits like a llama.

Score one for Brutus.

Brave.

Not if you want to keep your job.

hoo-hoo, Brutus is brave today!

RANCID ain’t a nickname

And, what does the Boss need? Money, lots and lots of money.

Good thing Brutus isn’t sitting on a garbage truck. It hurts when you get knocked off.

Sticks and stones Brutus – Sticks and stones…

WHOOAA!! That took CORHONES, Brutus! Well, Veeblefester asked for it!

that he may have you take right now. :D

The only time I got talked to like that was in boot camp.

“Here boss, care for a tic tac? It wouldn’t kill you…”

Reminds me of an Eddie Murphy movie line. A thug had him up against a wall with his face in Eddie’s face. Eddie said something like “hey man, there’s a whole package of Tic Tacs in my pocket, take all you want”

Atta Boy Brutus.

Even though they aren’t dressed the part, this looks like boot camp, and I tell you Thornapple should have stopped talking with “Yes Sir!” That last sentence is something you do NOT want to say to your angry drill sergeant!

Good one, Brutus!

My breath is so bad, the dentist only visits by phone.

Another perk of being tall. Boss couldn’t get in my face like that without a chair.

A very stalwartly answer from Brutus!

Off to a bad start again it seems….

I wonder how far Brutus will go before the boss cans him?

that was probably not the tactful response

the Thornapple incident

Brutus: “I would sir, but I don’t have any breath mints on me.”

Bossman needs to mentally go over his morning routine and assess if he brushed his teeth this morning. Yuck! Brutus should go wash his face.

Yellow striped black tie and ruby cuff links, tsk, tsk, tsk Veeblefester, thinks Brutus…

In addition, Brutus says, “Straighten up Veeblefester or you’ll get humped back”…

Brutus wonders if Veeblefester still thinks he’s a captain in the Black and Yellow Regiment…

YES!!!!!! That’s speaking truth to power!!!!

The company that sprays together, stays together.

Probably the bravest thing I ever saw Brutus do. Next thing you know he’ll tell Mother Gargle to hop on her broom stick and fly home.

Those are two people who are obviously no longer concerned about COVID…

Reminds me of a scene in a Dirty Harry movie.