The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 22, 2023

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    There’s a reason why they call nature a mother.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Maybe it snowed or rained heavily here in Northern Italy: we are on the verge of a drought and possible water rationing.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    We were only supposed to have a 70% chance of rain, but it rained 200% ….all day! Buckets of rain!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I prefer to think no matter what weather persons have at their disposal, they never can get it right.

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    jmworacle  almost 2 years ago

    As the late great Roddy Piper was fond of saying: “Just when you know the answers I change the questions.”

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    ʲᔆ  almost 2 years ago

    somebody slipped her some Chiffon again ㋛

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    My wife has learned a lot from Mother Nature in that regard.

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    Anters55  almost 2 years ago

    But let’s not forget that Old Man Winter sometimes doesn’t know enough when to leave.

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    tammiammi  almost 2 years ago

    God has a sense of humor

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    “Man plans. God laughs.” A Yiddish Proverb

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 2 years ago

    It’s the federal budget. The first thing they cut is always the Department of Weather Control.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Weather forecasting is about like the medical practice, namely, not an exact science. And with climate change being another wrinkle in the mix, the weather is even less predictable.

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    flemmingo  almost 2 years ago

    They call doctors business a practice. Weathermen and doctors are still just practicing.

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    rhpii  almost 2 years ago

    For all of you who complain about the accuracy of the weather forecast, how did your NCAA Tourney Bracket work out for you?

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    Jeff0811  almost 2 years ago

    I knew she was going to say that.

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    Mother Nature does what she wants, when she wants.

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    it sure does… often here too. :}

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Nature has its own sense of humor as it goes about its business. Life chuckles, as it stifles full laughter.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  almost 2 years ago

    I was taught that meteorology is a science; just not an EXACT science!!!

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    What woman does; yet predictable most are after you get to know them. As to Mother Nature, she’s done a better job of deceiving us as at times to her plans…..

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That is a true statement!

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  almost 2 years ago

    neither do mother- in- laws!!

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Maybe someday humans will control the weather. I hope not.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Gladys says, they don’t look out the window…

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    This is why Wastrel Gravesite winters in the tropics.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Mother Nature needs to take some Midol.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’ve always felt there are two professions – meteorology and economics – where are you can be wrong your whole career and still be considered an expert as long as you can explain why you were wrong.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Brutus’s look says other mothers are unpredictable as well. Especially two he knows well

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 2 years ago

    Overall, NWS forecasts are generally considered to be accurate and reliable, with accuracy rate of around 90% for high-impact weather events.

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