FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 02, 2023

You could halfway roll down the car window, stick your arm out the window and fire. Mom and dad won’t be pleased if they can’t see out the right window. It would also be bad if your arm was stuck in that position.

He is just standing facing the wrong way.

Common sense isn’t.

That is one HUGE capacity web shooter!

the idea behind the web shooter is that it’s a protein based fluid kept in a cartridge that is fired out of a nozzle that instantly turns into a foam string upon contact with the air, like silly string but stronger than steel cable. The problem is that the mechanism needs to be able to withstand the massive amount of pressure behind it (which is substantial considering the web can go flying hundreds of feet) and I don’t think a 5th grader has access to the kinds of materials necessary to make something like that fit on their wrist.

Spider-Kid, Spider-Kid, did he mess up, yes, he did!

Hmm. Maybe if he just rotated the “shooter” 180 degrees on his wrist?

A can of silly string does a better job than that web shooter.

Peter, you shouldn’t talk about things that you don’t know! ;-p

I like how his glasses (lenses) are never covered…