A Comedian Who Must Not Be Named had a routine about a tonsillectomy, in which the child being anesthetized was instructed to count backward from 100. He said, “One hundred, ni—” Then he speculated that his drunkard of a father (or some other relative) would finish with “…two, one. Now what do I do?”
Argythree almost 2 years ago
How I envy you! On your first sheep, you find sleep!! Not me…
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
Well, having nothing to look at but a piece of fence is rather boring.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
So, it’s the sheep that keep one awake. I knew it.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wake up Horace! The second sheep finally made it.
Ermine Notyours almost 2 years ago
Labor shortages at the sheep herd.
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
can tell from the red Z that Horace was in the Cherry ZzzQuil…!
rshive almost 2 years ago
The job isn’t in high demand in the sheep world.
scyphi26 almost 2 years ago
I guess the second sheep got held up in traffic or something.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Horace got tired of waiting…..
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
I listen to old Jack Benny shows. That man had a very soothing voice. I go to sleep to the sound of people having a good time on the radio.
R.U. Kidding almost 2 years ago
So THAT’S how counting sheep is supposed to work.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Horace fell asleep while waiting for a sheep.
thejanith Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
JH&Cats almost 2 years ago
A Comedian Who Must Not Be Named had a routine about a tonsillectomy, in which the child being anesthetized was instructed to count backward from 100. He said, “One hundred, ni—” Then he speculated that his drunkard of a father (or some other relative) would finish with “…two, one. Now what do I do?”