Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 01, 2023

Also, 20 percent of all fingers are thumbs.

Now you know . . . and knowing is half the battle.

April Fool’s!

Most useless factoid: If you climb to the top of the Sears (a.k.a. Willis) Tower in Chicago, climb up the tip (the antenna) and stick your hand three feet in the air, your hand is at the same height as the lowest point of the Grand Canyon.

Now you know.

You can believe him in a pinch but…today you should take his words with a pinch of salt…

I fell for it. He’s right.

How many of you tried these just now?

Horace says he’d rather be an April Fool than a jack s. (Censored by GoComics)

probably not censored by GC.

their idea of censorship is expulsion

need a cup of coffee do we Horace…?

LOL!

If you poke the end of your fingernail into the outside skin of your elbow as you pinch it, you can feel pain.

the more you wished you didn’t hear it… :L

Me. Of course.

Another factoid that is actually useful (at least to some of us): you cannot retch and hum at the same time. If you have an overactive gag reflex that interferes with brushing your teeth or getting dental work, hum.

Fell for it hook, line and sinker. NOW I Know.

Absolutely brilliant comment on human nature. Of course, there are always a few who are scratching their heads, instead. :)

By the way, you can hum with your nostrils pinched but only for about a second. (Ask me how I know. :)

I can fart with my cheeks pinched. Those on the elevator with me were not amused.

false, false, true

An unwarranted pinching of a co-worker’s butt will get you fired from your job. The More You Know!!

You can hum with your nose closed.

I was one.

Nope, it hurts