Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 15, 2023

Give of yourself. It may not be appreciated. But you will be making a difference in the world.

Urine trouble now.

Trying to po the P.O .

One of the main reasons for email.

And just look at those fingernails! Those more than make up for any envelope moistener issues.

Besides (although I’ll defer to mad scientist @Randy_B about this), any unsavory properties of an envelope moistener should dissipate before the letter reaches the recipient?

P-mail

The stationary is calling for law and odor….The recipient will know when the mail arrives 10 minutes before it does…

He’s pi$$ed off a lot of his mail recipients

For political correspondence only …!

And sealed too, with a fargt kiss…

Once again, something is rotten in Denmark.

So that’s what P.O. stands for – pee on.

In today’s world the personal touch seems all but lost. Do you find yourself yearning for a time when handwritten thank you notes infused with the stench of ones own urine were received with all the relish of a warm summers rain? Do you remember fondly a simpler time, of childhood laughter and door bell ditching, of hand knitted sweaters and three television channels, with the family all huddled around the glow of the radiation box? Yeah, well, this ain’t that. Get over it Bub! Move along, nothing to see here! I said Move It! Before you find your pretty pink head inside a flaming box on somebody’s doorstep!

I will sometimes use beer, if I have one to hand when sending out mail.

very resourceful

Soul Mail

Bird cage newspaper for wrapping packages…

Better to seal envelopes with #1 instead of #2.

Remember, you did not play “Postal Service Facility” you played “Post Office”. One should be “of a certain age” to catch the drift. Unless you are drifting on the Net.

Some of us are still reckless enough (after decades of practice) to lick the envelope. Those new-ish envelopes with a tape strip instead of exposed stickum, however, do ruin the habitual way.

The mis-practice alluded to in the strip seems rather unappealing, I must say….

…of course he had to drink it first…