Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 30, 2023

It means ball of mud

And it only took Him six days to complete.

He named it after the dirt on the ground.

One day on Magrathea…

He never realized that his hobby project would end up being such a headache

He decided to globalize his operations.

His next project… a planet even funnier than that one! And it shall be called “Mirth”!!

And so God created humor.

No doubt the Flat Earthers will complain this cartoon has it wrong and it should be plate shaped

It means the world to him but somehow it doesn’t mean as much to the inhabitants…..

Apparently the best argument you can make against them is: Different stars are visible from different parts of Earth, in two very peculiar ways. First, there is the division between the northern and southern hemispheres. So, you can see Polaris, the star nearly directly above Earth’s north geographic pole, quite easily in northern latitudes but not in the south.They don’t like that one, but will ignore it anyway.

He does resemble Slartibartfast.

If anyone tries to steal God’s Earth, they will be accused of taking spheroids.

I need to find some space to put it. :)

He’s terrably fond of it.

Had a different name in mind, but Uranus was already in use.

Be sure to add the clouds before the public unveiling.

God creates the first synonym…

A Far Side shows how He made snakes.

Dirt.

Just something thrown together? A work in progress?

Our Father, who art in studio, thy project’s gravity really sucks …!

Probably shouldn’t have left it in our care, then…

What a dull name.

he sure looks tired.