Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 27, 2023

Well, that one guy got spared.

With fins even. Maybe a newer model would help.

Death takes a holiday as he tracks down that tow truck driver and arranges to pay a couple of Benjamins to get his car out of the impound lot.

Saved by the death-mo-bell.

Not even the death-mobile is exempt from traffic laws!

Right now I foresee the tow truck driver having a really bad day to end all days

Augh, come on! That sign was not there when I parked!

Lio, to the Deatmobile!

“It’s your lucky day! Looks like it’s someone else’s turn now!”

“Deathmobile!” Long live “Animal House”!

Nothing is certain except death, taxes and towing fines.

Death drives a DeSoto.

“Rollin’ in hot. Non-consensual towin’, that’s what we do.”

Thank you….

Deathmobile? Oh please. Everyone knows Death rides a white horse named Binky.

Toe-away zone?