Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 27, 2023

just tell him its a decoration

You’re not being a good best friend, Kevin

Any way to blame this on Kevin’s little brother?

Kevin: “Powers! I meant powers! And you don’t want me to use them again, do you?”

The Three Stages of a Kid Crime Stage 1: “Oh man oh man oh gosh oh man". Stage 2: “Maybe if we put some duct tape on it, dad won’t notice!” Stage 3: “IT WAS HIM!! I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!! HE DID IT!!”

Kevin, go be useless somewhere else.

“It was a hoard of rogue football players….They outnumbered us….

I wonder if Farmers would cover that?

Kevin, you can’t throw Miles under a bus has already left.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.