RJ’s unique metabolism enables him to virtually inhale enough Twinkies every day to blow up like the Goodyear Blimp, but then be back to his former trim self within a matter of hours or even minutes. If only the medical and pharmaceutical and weight loss and sweet snack conglomerates could find a way to create that kind of metabolism in everyone who has similar appetites!
scote1379 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
One way to attract the attention of the Federal Alphabet !
danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Could you make that 2:30? I’m already scheduled for a late lunch.
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t worry about it RJ. You’re already something of a train wreck.
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
You just don’t get it, RJ. Do you?
david_42 almost 2 years ago
The first panel brings to mind, Rollin’ Wild http://www.rollin-wild.com/
CaveCat87 almost 2 years ago
Yeah, there’s just no talking sense into RJ. Try explaining it to him in a way that he’ll actually understand.
santa72404 almost 2 years ago
How big? Look in the mirror big.
Jefano Premium Member almost 2 years ago
RJ’s unique metabolism enables him to virtually inhale enough Twinkies every day to blow up like the Goodyear Blimp, but then be back to his former trim self within a matter of hours or even minutes. If only the medical and pharmaceutical and weight loss and sweet snack conglomerates could find a way to create that kind of metabolism in everyone who has similar appetites!
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’m of the pretty sure opinion that Norfolk $ Southern could schedule that for you Verne
sandflea almost 2 years ago
It’ll be bigger than tRump’s inauguration.
cmxx almost 2 years ago
“. . . . out of breath lifting your eyelids” ROFLMAO