Close to Home by John McPherson for March 28, 2023

the audience looks board!

Well Bleeb is there. So you’re doing good.

I was an extra in Andy Samberg’s movie: “Hot Rod” (one of about 1500.) For the grandstand shots, they had sets of inflatable people to fill in the seats in the upper bleachers.

“First I want to say, I’ve given these talks all over the world, and your city is the best. You are the best audience, give yourselves a hand.”

Excuse me, but I think you’re in my seat. … hello?!

Green Plaid Alert! Everybody do a shot!

Actually, that small handful of people really is their highest attendance yet.

Um, Bleeb? What are you doing in that audience?

Fox News Audience

There’s a sucker born every minute.

Better known as “MAGA people”.

I was voted “Most Gullible” in my high school graduating class. I wised up later.

I looks like a large liberal gathering.

Modeled after a trump rally.

There’s a political comment I was going to put here, but on second thought I’ll stay out of another country’s politics. :)

Did you know that the word “gullible” isn’t in any dictionary?

MyPillow (’nuff said)

And now, fellow Illinois voters, here is a short film about how much our governor has done for the good our state the past several years!

“Hey you, in the front!!” applies to all of them.

Elect Bleeb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I don’t see any sea gulls.

And for the next speaker, you know him as, uh you know….the thing

I don’t think they are buying this.

The bigliest crowd in inauguration history!

Unfortunately, many of this year’s attendees are not especially outgoing. They’re kind of wooden, frankly.

You know you’re having a bad day when giving a speech, you get heckled by cardboard cutouts!

Bleep is Back

The only requirement to be hired by the Biden administration is to be in the LGBTQ community. Skillset to do the job is not necessary.