Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for March 31, 2023

doggie’s a bit “paws on” ain’t he?

Looking for illicit doggie treats?

You should REALLY worry about how he wants to do the cavity search.

I guess he’s meant to be searching her for weapons, but it looks like something a lot weirder.

The dog looks very bored.

think about it lady, you get someone patting you regularly without having to hunt OR pay someone. I know a lot of people that would be JEALOUS!

Must not comment, must not comment.

Doggy style, I love it.

Why does the dog seem like he’s grossed out?

But the police dog doesn’t seem to have any regret.

The special doggie donuts are costing me a fortune…

EEk, I totally missed the “pat, pat, pat”!!!!!!!!!!!! …

I wonder if Kim K’s dogs do the same thing

Donald “Duck” Dumpster in drag?

Haha! XD