Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 28, 2023

Ah, yes. You like those violent metaphors with the stabbing and slicing.

And don’t forget chopping. Chopping is very important.

Oh if only they knew about Calvinball.

In spring, a unicorn’s thoughts turn to stabbing.

Now seeing that ball on her horn gave me an idea

See if you can hit the ball off the end of her horn without smashing her face in hahahahaha!!

Marigold could play “slingball” move her head rapidly to force the ball off and see how far it would go!

isn’t the stabby part of this a little off brand?

1. So did Marigold have bullets as her cereal or something?:-O

2. My mind instantly went to Whiffed Boy the Darkwing Duck in-universe game apparently based off Mega Man. And fittingly the Mega Man engine was used for Capcom’s DWD game.

Also DW actually used the Power Glove in an episode.

If she starts smiling while talking about fire, RUN.

Sue needs to drop in.

whiffle ball? I didn’t know about the h

Marigold must have some serious stress to release today.

Unicorn hormones.

Marigold should meet the Knifeketeer from “Basic Instructions.”

The uncomfortable feeling you get when you start to suspect your best friend may be a homicidal maniac.

Pleistocene

The Pleistocene is the geological epoch that lasted from about 2,580,000 to 11,700 years ago, spanning the Earth’s most recent period of repeated glaciations. Before a change was finally confirmed in 2009 by the International Union of Geological Sciences, the cutoff of the Pleistocene and the preceding Pliocene was regarded as being 1.806 million years Before Present. Wikipedia

That horn isn’t ornamentation it was a lethal weapon that killed many a hunter. Only her horn is a bit shorter than the ones before the defense magick shield of boringness was activated so long ago maybe in the late Pleistocene to the early Holocene.