I had a Swiss friend who seemed to think that his wife should do everything. We went for a picnic, I stared unloading our car, he wandered over and stood there talking to me while his wife unloaded their car. Not on my watch. I grabbed a cooler, shoved it in his arms and said: “Help you wife unload!”
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
A guy who drinks beer from a bottle would help mommy and then… mommy.
blunebottle over 1 year ago
I had a Swiss friend who seemed to think that his wife should do everything. We went for a picnic, I stared unloading our car, he wandered over and stood there talking to me while his wife unloaded their car. Not on my watch. I grabbed a cooler, shoved it in his arms and said: “Help you wife unload!”
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Fat chance”, I’d say. You’d better have something poured for her while you help put the groceries away.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Two dogs.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Only one of us has hands.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
One of them should watch out for Mommy’s revenge!
Dobber Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pup can at least cheer Mommy up with a wagging tail. Dad shouldn’t try it.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
One with a ‘sniffer’, the other with a Snifter.
BTW- It’s not just the thought that counts, Mr. Sensitive.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Chivalry is dead! ☹️
well-i-never over 1 year ago
“Two trips, Helen! Don’t take it all at once!”
uniquename over 1 year ago
Maybe next time you should go shopping and let mommy hang out with the dog and the brandy.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Yes, you should. Keep mommy happy.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have two comments: “Fetch!” and if I were his wife, I would not go grocery shopping. He would be on his own for quite some time regarding food.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Man: “Of course, then my brandy would get cold.”
Dog: “But I’d have to put on my support vest.”
Man and Dog: “Oh, well.”
jscarff57 Premium Member over 1 year ago
“should…”
scaeva Premium Member over 1 year ago
A real gentleman would take the snifter with him, hand it to her, then take in the groceries.
fej over 1 year ago
If he went to help Mommy, then he would have to stop petting the puppy
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Be a good dog and go fetch. And no wet paws on the carpet.
Chris Sherlock over 1 year ago
I would guess it’ll be the dog who helps.