Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 03, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    A guy who drinks beer from a bottle would help mommy and then… mommy.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    I had a Swiss friend who seemed to think that his wife should do everything. We went for a picnic, I stared unloading our car, he wandered over and stood there talking to me while his wife unloaded their car. Not on my watch. I grabbed a cooler, shoved it in his arms and said: “Help you wife unload!”

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Fat chance”, I’d say. You’d better have something poured for her while you help put the groceries away.

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    Two dogs.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Only one of us has hands.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    One of them should watch out for Mommy’s revenge!

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    Dobber Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pup can at least cheer Mommy up with a wagging tail. Dad shouldn’t try it.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    One with a ‘sniffer’, the other with a Snifter.

    BTW- It’s not just the thought that counts, Mr. Sensitive.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Chivalry is dead! ☹️

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    well-i-never  over 1 year ago

    “Two trips, Helen! Don’t take it all at once!”

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Maybe next time you should go shopping and let mommy hang out with the dog and the brandy.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Yes, you should. Keep mommy happy.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I have two comments: “Fetch!” and if I were his wife, I would not go grocery shopping. He would be on his own for quite some time regarding food.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Man: “Of course, then my brandy would get cold.”

    Dog: “But I’d have to put on my support vest.”

    Man and Dog: “Oh, well.”

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “should…”

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    scaeva Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A real gentleman would take the snifter with him, hand it to her, then take in the groceries.

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    fej  over 1 year ago

    If he went to help Mommy, then he would have to stop petting the puppy

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Be a good dog and go fetch. And no wet paws on the carpet.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    I would guess it’ll be the dog who helps.

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