Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for April 29, 2023

After she kicked him, I’m sure.

Thoughtful.

The mitigating circumstances ruined Mutt’s day in court.

Anybody watch Judge Judy yesterday pm ? This “professional” apartment finder and “self proclaimed entrepreneur”, which Judy described as a pyramid scheme, would not shut up about some contract? Judy says “shut up” about that 50 times….The pro lost. BEST one I’ve every seen!!

Must have been a big toe toenail cut to Mutt’s cheek by the look of the bandage. Older women’s uncut big toenails are NO JOKE!!! :)

“You were there the night I knocked Chicago Molly down, weren’t you?”“YOU knocked her down? I was the one that knocked her down.”“Oh, yeah, yes, that’s right. He knocked her down. But I was the one started kicking her!”

The shoes were brand new, the son in law, not so much.

Took off my shoes and put on my steel toed boots.

oh, then that’s just fine

If she is anything like my late mother-in-law; the calluses on her feet are probally more dangerous than any tank boots could be

“She could, but I doubt she will.” Funnier than the alleged punch line.

What a caring lady!