Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 14, 2023

That dinky, li’l hat looks like something Arnold of Hey Arnold would wear.

I forgot this part! Marcie—LOL

Trying to imply PP head is square or a right angle.

She’s a blockhead, just like CB.

So few men wear stiff hats like homburgs, I wonder how many men know their hat sizes.

time for a new arc…

That hat looks perfect for Woodstock.

This week’s Peanuts feels like the template for Tony Cochran’s “Agnes” strip. Any other Agnes readers getting that vibe?

Marcie, learn baseball.

Is 7 by 8 the same size head as Charlie Brown’s?

Arnold Shortman called. He wants his cap back.

Due to her ego, I’m sure Lucy’s head would be bigger.

Marci does show signs of being a talented artist by her caps.

I actually measured my hat size. 7 5/8. Now I can buy one that fits. Finally

That last panel is really funny.

First let me say I love PP. But most “jocks”(I know probably offensive – so be offended)in the world I grew up with (PP era) did have a “big” head – swollen with self-importance. Same today. “I can bounce a ball, or hit a ball, or throw a ball, or catch a ball, or kick a ball – that’s why you should do everything I say!” And as I use to tell them and did till I quit coaching – not a chance “meathead”, just because you can do something so simple doesn’t mean you have two brain cells to rub together.

Yes, Marcie, 7×8 ua about right especially since in your world, the heads are roughly twice the width of the shoulders. It’s like y’all have an adult size head on a child’s body.

Tomorrow it’s a Carmen Miranda hat.

Slight problem with insects buzzing the fresh fruit

Marcy, are you calling me a blockhead?…

It’ll be interesting to see where that, er, data, gets her.

Actually, go with it. Although it won’t work like a baseball cap should during a game, it’d be a great psychological warfare weapon. It’s small, it’s dinky, it makes the team look wimpy. Other teams will be laughing at how easy it’ll be to beat your team, Peppermint Patty. And that’s the psychological warfare part, they’ll be laughing so hard and think they can easily beat you that their spirits will be soaring with the idea of how much better than your team they are. Then you whip a ninety-five mile an hour fast ball right down the middle of the strike zone and they’ll be quaking in their sneakers. Top it off with an easy homer and their spirits will be crushed.

Marcie should cut out a basketball as a cap for PP.

Sorry, Marcie! But this would just make me want to scream!