Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 25, 2023

Don’t lose heart. They may want to cut it out, and they want to avoid a lengthy search.

The pez-headed hyena; I don’t believe I have ever heard of that breed. Or more importantly, seen one.

Oh heck yes, the Beatles Song, starts out, phase one, where Dora’s get her oats. This has been the subject of much concern. It easily gets reinterpreted as Whorass gets her goats.

Hah! When have I ever followed your instructions?

Seems a seam thread for the other red flag. The sh!t flies out of The Shell.

What is the 4×4’s?

Sir, you did not obtain my consent before describing your kink.

I’m not even angry.I’m being so sincere right now.Even though you broke my heart.And killed me.And tore me to pieces.And threw every piece into a fire.As they burned it hurt becauseI was so happy for you!

Potent Poisonous-laced Pez dispensers should be sent on a long trip to Iran, Russia, China, North Korea, and all the terrorists in Afghanistan….☹️

Enough already!

Someone seems to be suffering from the Saturday Stood-up Blues.

But…but the perpetual-motion bird (“It’s DRINKING the WATER!!”) has escaped and settled on poking my eye out. And what about Pez-headed Snoopies, or Pez-headed Grace the Faces? Are they ravenous carnivores too?

My take: when you gotta go, you gotta go …!

( i.e. ‘Bama )

Today found only in a small area of Germany, their natural habitat decimated by deforestation and urbanization. They once were the apex predators of the Schwartzwald.

“Ha! hold my Brain; be still my beating Heart.”

Well, okay, if that’s what you really want. You do want it, right? It will be such a visceral experience for me, not to mention how you will savor your Final Moments. It will, however, take a while for me to collect enough of those poisonous substances (and attendant protective gear for me) to do you properly.

Uhh, BTW, where does one find pez-headed hyenas?

…what!?!…

…meatloaf, again?!?…