Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 05, 2023

And hide some of the troops under the sofa.

I’m surprised he didn’t knock them all off the table.

Actually maybe a great strategy!

Confuse the #%&@ out of the enemy!!

You needs to think outta the box, cat.

If Brewster knows that randomly scattering their forces is always Corporal Mittens’ strategy, why did he ask?

I’m smitten with Mittens.

Remember, Mittens is not from Earth. He may not be acting in our best interests.

I’m surprised Corp Mittens did’t knock some on the floor.

Yet you still ask.

If Mittens is only a corporal, why is he being assigned such important tasks?

Corporals don’t advise on strategy.

It cracks me up that Corporal Mittens doesn’t actually have any mittens.

Or simple knock ‘em off the edge of the table

It always works, provided the forces are small enough.

It looks more like Mittens would have the forces play dead, not just scatter.

It is difficult to plan against randomness.

WHATASTRATEGIST!!

Anyone else wish Mittens had some facial variety?

At least Mitten knows that hissing at them won’t work.