Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 07, 2023

There’s no escape. If it exists, there are nerds obsessed with it.

This somehow brings me back to when I first played the Wii Nintendo. It came with Wii sports.

Max likes baseball, another reason for me to like him.

The stats don’t lie.

Got Punk Rock Unicorn today.

Again, cause I like to beat recurring jokes into the ground if Batman was a Phoebe and Her Unicorn/Heavenly Nostrils fan, this would be the volume he considers indecent.XD

Well if you actually prefer the idea that Batman hates Rock N Roll.

Stat’ll do it!

Relax, Phoebe. Playing a sport is always less nerdy than merely liking a sport; you gotta exercise, after all.

I wonder if Unicorn Baseball has less stats. Seems like unicorns would be more interested in telling everyone they’re the best than in compiling evidence that might potentially indicate someone else is the best.

Is Max’s last name Ogilvie?

If it helps, Phoebe, you don’t actually need to the stats and numbers to still enjoy the sport or even to play it, so it is possible to ignore that part if you want.

Max has a point.

Max and Captain Holt would be best friends.

Report Program Generator language.

Fantasy football is just roleplaying with real-life sports players.

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Checkmate, sports nerds.

Why don’t you try to be a Politician?, there’s nothing more contrary to anything than that.

How about a nice round of blaseball?

Baseball fans are actually kind of huge SMARTS.

I got into it to rebel against my SMART dad.

Max is really full of surprises.

I kind of feel the same way about Football… It’s even more like an RPG i think

RPG – Role Playing Game. He did mention D&D a dozen times before.