Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 07, 2023

That Ninja Sloth. He such an eggstremely sneaky crook.

Teach me how to steals so swiftly and sneakily oh great master Ninja Sloth. So that me can gets more picanic baskets.

Oh boy! My favorite sloth.

It’s the Easter Ninja Sloth!

That is one nasty ninja sloth! Never, never, NEVER take advantage of kids!

I just use the new stealth eggs.

his buddy, Humpty, needs them for a transfusion

My favorite character

Ninja sloth always reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes. “Ninja pizza, pizza that vanishes quickly without trace.”

Hope Ninja Sloth doesn’t put them all in one basket.

He could play Easter Sloth and hide the eggs again for the kids to find.

Or he could do his Ninja thing and make the eggs stealthfully “appear” in their baskets.

At the current price of eggs… those eggs will be on eBay within the hour. Ninja Sloth ain’t slow!

He’s quick.

Good one, Sloth!

Ninja Sloth would like to wish everyone a Stealthy and Happy Easter.

Over the last couple of nights he’s also been busy stealing Afikomans.

A good spring holiday of your choice to all.

Ninja Sloth was just ensuring that there was not a repeat of the Ohio Mall Incident. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mall-apologizes-unacceptable-behavior-easter-170658428.html

Did he get any of the colored potato “eggs”…

happy easter from……

Greedy little bugger, ain’t he?

Not setting a good eggsample for the kids.

Oh Ninja Sloth :D

he’s protecting the children from salmonella