Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 07, 2023

He’s at the Trojan War for 20 years as the story goes, for those needing an assist on the joke.

Why Telemachus really left home.

He’s just hit another homer.

Just looking at that just now I got to wondering how many pieces of work that are now considered priceless were destroyed over the centuries since.

“So … should I wait?”

Cream’s Tales of Brave Ulysses. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J2CCfxiQ5QY

“Dads not so bad..and he seldom get mad”……

Just wait til Telemachus gets to drive the horse and chariot

Maybe an ode would help.

Don’t be silly, the kid’s father lives just down the street. What, she was supposed to wait forever?

Mom is a real waiter…

It’s gonna be epic.

Bit of a struggle with the caption there, I see.

Fortunately the urn was empty, only two Grecians remain..

Penelope is a middle name of one of my daughters.