The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 14, 2023

Of course, I am now too heavy to fly.

My wife recently heard an NPR commentator say “We can’t keep burying our head in the sand like flamingos.”

Is that legal?

Flamingos bend their legs at their -—— ankle. That’s not their knee

Wowzers!

Dude ! Ya really should put in a neck day now and then , your Proportion is off !

FlaMANGO’

Gonna be real popular with the drumstick crowd at the dinner table.

“As part of my physical make-over, next I’m gonna get a beak job.”

Thunder thighs!

Arnold Flamingonegger

Looks like something straight from the Jack Kirby school of drawing.

Reminds me of Chubbyemu.

He’s been wading to show his legs off for a while now.

Squatterfowl.

That’s some pair of legs!

“Leg day?”

What about neck day

he could have just taken up the yoyo.

Drum sticks

What wine goes with Leg of Flamingo Flambe, I wonder?