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āGhost of a monster pig!?ā I believe this man may be misconstruing somethingā¦ Perhaps heās seeing Cupid, fully grown, still carrying about his symbolic bow and arrow!!
Itās obvious that this guy has been infected by the Chinese Green Scribble-20 virus ā¦ some say it it wasnāt screened adequately at their WooHoo virology lab for gain-of-feng-shui purposes ā¦!
Iāve been in contact with our own beloved Rotifer (https://weather.com/news/news/2023-03-31-tornadoes-storms-arkansas-tennessee-illinois-mississippi-missouri) because I was worried about him. Power is out. His generator kicked in, though. The neighborhood next to his in Little Rock was damaged heavily.
Not impressed. If youād open your pinch-purse and spring for some new-and-improved screens for your parlor, plus a few charms, and maybe even an incantation or two, the Monster Pig Ghost would cease to haunt you!
davidob almost 2 years ago
It is good to know that the opponents were properly screened.
Radish... almost 2 years ago
Does everything have to be interdimensional?
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The HVAC unit under the window shuddered, paused, and resumed with a pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
He could always make time for spooky spare monster ribs.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I fight with a raccoon who hangs upside down on my āsquirrel proofā bird feeder and eats the birdās safflower seed at 2:00 a.m.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Pig, Sow, and Hog, the other white bird meat. Humans come in meat too. We are buried as a raw meat or some meatballs, and meatheads.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Bow and arrow guy on a standing chair rocked around. Must be part of a dear stand out in the country. The parlor could serve pizza and do haircuts.
Thus be a pizza, beauty parlor.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Poop going through a screen..
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Script for a Hee Haw Show.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Your youth is a mask but itās not made to last
For we all have a past to out run
When the mask comes undone
And we race on and on
Through the fiery portals of hellā¦!
Go and tell all your friends
That youāve witnessed the end
Of the World in a Dreamā¦
āBe Bop Deluxe: Sleep That Burns; Startburst Finish ā 1976
Idle hands are the Devilās Workshop.
!!ĒlÉā almost 2 years ago
āGhost of a monster pig!?ā I believe this man may be misconstruing somethingā¦ Perhaps heās seeing Cupid, fully grown, still carrying about his symbolic bow and arrow!!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Thereās a ghost of a chance, youāre hopping and wishin for a slab of thick meaty baconā¦
Linguist almost 2 years ago
Johnny Nolan has a patch on his @ss
.
Kids chase him
thru screendoor summers
.
Thru the back streets
of all my memories
.
Somewhere a man laments
upon violin
.
A doorstep baby cries
and cries again
.
like
a
ball
bounced
down steps
.
Which helps the afternoon arise again
to a moment of remembered hysteria
.
Johnny Nolan has a patch on his @ss
.
Kids chase him
.
(Lawrence Ferlinghetti. ā22ā. A Coney Island of the Mind. NY: New Directions, 1978.)
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Itās obvious that this guy has been infected by the Chinese Green Scribble-20 virus ā¦ some say it it wasnāt screened adequately at their WooHoo virology lab for gain-of-feng-shui purposes ā¦!
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
What did he do in his non-spare time that was more important than the swine ectoplasm priblem?
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Monster Pig going on in a Funeral Parlor.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator almost 2 years ago
Iāve been in contact with our own beloved Rotifer (https://weather.com/news/news/2023-03-31-tornadoes-storms-arkansas-tennessee-illinois-mississippi-missouri) because I was worried about him. Power is out. His generator kicked in, though. The neighborhood next to his in Little Rock was damaged heavily.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Not impressed. If youād open your pinch-purse and spring for some new-and-improved screens for your parlor, plus a few charms, and maybe even an incantation or two, the Monster Pig Ghost would cease to haunt you!
Or, call Ghostbustersā¦.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
Looks like I picked the wrong day to miss GoComics.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
ā¦we all have our dreams to hold on toā¦
ā¦but thatās not what Iām holding on to at the momentā¦