Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 07, 2023

Give the kid a pasta on the back

Very smart, though the smarter thing would be to not end up on death row…

I’ll go with the thanksgiving dinner

I think that if I knew I was going to be put to death I wouldn’t have much of an appetite.

Bottomless pasta will fail if in the wrong state. Some have price limits on the meal, and Texas just gives you basic prison food now for a last meal thanks to one guy who ordered a huge expensive dinner and then said he wasn’t hungry.

The real secret is to decline the wafer-thin mint.

Clayton certainly didn’t get his smarts from his father!!

Death would eventually be a welcome release.

I doubt I could eat so I’d probably just say I’ll wait till I get to heaven, since being there I know everything would be wonderful and I could eat. But in case I could eat, give me my southern grandma’s fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, beans from her garden, corn bread and coleslaw with ice tea. And banana pudding for dessert!

When they eventually do throw the switch, the room will smell like twice baked pork lasagne

I’d ask my ex to whip up a meal for me. It would probably kill me faster than whatever the state has planned.

Sci fi story in which one chooses their own method of capital punishment. A killer selects smoking cigarettes, which the government has deemed will kill ’ya.

I would seek revenge by eating a vast amount; because the bowels often empty upon dying.

Umm, at some point, either he’ll run out of capacity to hold it all, or the warden will decide enough is enough.

A trip to Purgatory seems to be a trip to Olive Garden.

I’d want clam chowder, lobster thermidor with a side of Caesar salad, and a dessert that’s called “Death by Chocolate”.

They must be in Old Bridge, NJ

I have thought of that possibility occasionally, but more along the line of an amphibious landing or helo insert, and I came up with a thick peanut butter and jelly(grape) sandwich and a glass of milk. …never got it though.

most excellent

I used to think of what I’d want too. But it would involve going travelling to certain places to get specific things. From what I’ve heard though, what you want has to be available in the prison galley and there’s a max cost.

A chip off the old blockhead he is…..

Oso Buco for me

Hershey’s Symphony bar – no nuts – THE MOST CREAMY CHOCOLATE I have ever had. I miss them soooo much. I am not only Diabetic, but also a chockaholic – so they are something I can NEVER eat again or I will not be able to stop eating them (which is how I got to this point).