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Bottomless pasta will fail if in the wrong state. Some have price limits on the meal, and Texas just gives you basic prison food now for a last meal thanks to one guy who ordered a huge expensive dinner and then said he wasn’t hungry.
I doubt I could eat so I’d probably just say I’ll wait till I get to heaven, since being there I know everything would be wonderful and I could eat. But in case I could eat, give me my southern grandma’s fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, beans from her garden, corn bread and coleslaw with ice tea. And banana pudding for dessert!
Sci fi story in which one chooses their own method of capital punishment. A killer selects smoking cigarettes, which the government has deemed will kill ’ya.
I have thought of that possibility occasionally, but more along the line of an amphibious landing or helo insert, and I came up with a thick peanut butter and jelly(grape) sandwich and a glass of milk. …never got it though.
I used to think of what I’d want too. But it would involve going travelling to certain places to get specific things. From what I’ve heard though, what you want has to be available in the prison galley and there’s a max cost.
Hershey’s Symphony bar – no nuts – THE MOST CREAMY CHOCOLATE I have ever had. I miss them soooo much. I am not only Diabetic, but also a chockaholic – so they are something I can NEVER eat again or I will not be able to stop eating them (which is how I got to this point).
C almost 2 years ago
Give the kid a pasta on the back
mccollunsky almost 2 years ago
Very smart, though the smarter thing would be to not end up on death row…
seanfear almost 2 years ago
I’ll go with the thanksgiving dinner
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I think that if I knew I was going to be put to death I wouldn’t have much of an appetite.
Enter.Name.Here almost 2 years ago
Bottomless pasta will fail if in the wrong state. Some have price limits on the meal, and Texas just gives you basic prison food now for a last meal thanks to one guy who ordered a huge expensive dinner and then said he wasn’t hungry.
danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The real secret is to decline the wafer-thin mint.
snsurone76 almost 2 years ago
Clayton certainly didn’t get his smarts from his father!!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Death would eventually be a welcome release.
Macushlalondra almost 2 years ago
I doubt I could eat so I’d probably just say I’ll wait till I get to heaven, since being there I know everything would be wonderful and I could eat. But in case I could eat, give me my southern grandma’s fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, beans from her garden, corn bread and coleslaw with ice tea. And banana pudding for dessert!
Doctor Toon almost 2 years ago
When they eventually do throw the switch, the room will smell like twice baked pork lasagne
Milady Meg almost 2 years ago
I’d ask my ex to whip up a meal for me. It would probably kill me faster than whatever the state has planned.
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sci fi story in which one chooses their own method of capital punishment. A killer selects smoking cigarettes, which the government has deemed will kill ’ya.
Geophyzz almost 2 years ago
I would seek revenge by eating a vast amount; because the bowels often empty upon dying.
Just-me almost 2 years ago
Umm, at some point, either he’ll run out of capacity to hold it all, or the warden will decide enough is enough.
jango almost 2 years ago
A trip to Purgatory seems to be a trip to Olive Garden.
ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’d want clam chowder, lobster thermidor with a side of Caesar salad, and a dessert that’s called “Death by Chocolate”.
ajr58(1) almost 2 years ago
They must be in Old Bridge, NJ
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I have thought of that possibility occasionally, but more along the line of an amphibious landing or helo insert, and I came up with a thick peanut butter and jelly(grape) sandwich and a glass of milk. …never got it though.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
most excellent
bookworm0812 almost 2 years ago
I used to think of what I’d want too. But it would involve going travelling to certain places to get specific things. From what I’ve heard though, what you want has to be available in the prison galley and there’s a max cost.
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
A chip off the old blockhead he is…..
cleokaya almost 2 years ago
Oso Buco for me
mafastore almost 2 years ago
Hershey’s Symphony bar – no nuts – THE MOST CREAMY CHOCOLATE I have ever had. I miss them soooo much. I am not only Diabetic, but also a chockaholic – so they are something I can NEVER eat again or I will not be able to stop eating them (which is how I got to this point).