Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 07, 2023

Yep, that’s Southwest.

Cargo hold………….

At least it’s not Ryanair

the stories I hear these days i think it’s probably fortuitous I’m too scared to fly lol

I loved that competition! Oh, well.

I book all my Jet Blue flights easily.

The Ticketmaster execs who organized the sale for the last Taylor Swift concert must have been in charge.

Paid 20 bucks for first boarding on Southwest years ago. Don’t know if they still do that or if it is more now.

Ralph, it really doesn’t matter…. Everyone that boards the plane departs and lands at the same time…..

he’s winging it

Just be glad it’s not Group G (Gremlin), that’s out on the wing…

At least it’s not Group W with the mother stabbers and father rapers…

If Ralph wasn’t so cheap he could fly first class and even score some drinks

Standby and find out.

There wasn’t, they created that one for you.

Group A is usually done by those who pay extra. Getting one of those is a miracle. If you do like Ralph, you’ll more than likely get a pretty good Group B number. Wait too long and you get the dregs. Southwest sucks…

Just don’t fly Southwest Airlines. They may be cheaper, but there’s a reason for that.

Flying used to be enjoyable; now it’s all cattle cars, extortion and gestapo units.

Southwest Blues…

Everyone tries to get group A? First class? Too expensive for lower middle class.

I fly Delta. I pick my seat when I buy my ticket. No extra charge. I don’t care how early I board, my seat will be there.