Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 01, 2023

Where’s the other ear?

The homicide won’t Trace it back to Bunny who ha at all.A dick, an ear, and a duck walk into a bar. The bouncer says the pool tables are by the back bar. But that’s just water under the table. Lap dancers are above lapping it up.

’ear, ’ear ! What a way to (van) Gogh !

Is it working?

Can you think of a better ear with which to threaten you?

Of Corn.

HA, GO BLOW SNOOPY’S NOSE IF SO.

Can you ear me now?

I have the heart of a lion, if that helps. It’s in the bio lab, in a jar.

Square Bob and his soaking pants in a bed of corn.

Ty Cobb, call the head office…

Happiness is a smoking warm gun. Throw an ear ache my eye shot heard around the world…

Cheech and Chong

Tricky Dick Nixon is no crooked ear either.

The jaw bone is connected to the ear bone, the ear bone is connected to the cheek bone…

The Dumbo Elephant Ear is the next one…

I don’t remember a Little Ducky being one of Dick Tracy’s villains.

Nibble and whisper sweet nothings.

His costume put him in the running for ‘Tron,’ until Jeff Bridges came in and wowed the producers.

Anyone seen the Skipper of the Minnow lately? I’m a bit concerned.

Well, at least he’s not threatening the duck with Ear Tracy’s … ah … er … never mind!

Duck!

Did Tracy have a disastrous run-in with notorious wrestling heel-vegetarian, Killer Kowalski, the way Yukon Eric did in 1952?

Duck, duck, Duck! I thought on the first of the month the traditional phrase was “rabbit rabbit,” but what do I know?

Chester Gould would be horrified …! But, then again, check out Tracy’s list of enemies on Wikipedia …

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dick_Tracy_characters

Question: What’s the difference in a duck?

Answer: One of its feet are both alike.

obscene

Maybe it’s Fearless Fosdick’s.

Wait. Isn’t that Duck Tracy?

Just don’t threaten me with Pruneface’s face.

Its too bad Frogbert was banished from the pond.

Dick liked to beat on his ear drum all day. Beat the duck for some Quacker Cop Out Bunny Moon Job.

X marks an unprotected spot.

Is he going to shot-put that ear?