Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 03, 2023

So, that’s not the way the plumage crumbles? I pity the lame fool.

Air dry your pliable manure to if you want to comply with friability higher grades.

Remember to dry it before testing for friability or induration.

I know fertilizer is fertilizer, but I have a hard time coming to terms with the source of NIGHT SOIL.

I’d say: “Well excuse ME, for FARTING!”

Myself, I feastie on beastie 7-11 burritos and my waist is more like paste.

Royal Flush, Aces back to back.

Backing in for a seat on the potty, A road block sat up and honked my horn. This seat is taken by Froggy Bacon…

The road to friability is paved with dehydration.

Shame shmame – he’s rocking that straw boater hat.

Breaking up is hard to do.

Instead of feeling shame, you might consider cutting down on your water intake.

Just sayin’.

There goes the compost pile. It’s ruined now.

Shame is no little thing.

What reason (makes sense) for GC to limit the number of comments allowed in under a minute? Is it a penalty for typing too fast? I don’t get it. What’s the problem? Why restrict us for wanting to post valid comments—even if they are posted in under a minute?

Well, this brings us to bullet points and how well handle the sharp cutting edges …we’re on the brink…..

I need a frying pan…

Night-music is always acceptable, but we all are hoping that you’ll keep the bed-pan covered.

But my night soil is more fashionable, than friable, which is a plus.

Who’s your FryDaddy …?

Poor excuse for a gong farmer, you are.

turn of the century intellect

A nocturnal admission from one Night Soil Man to another.

It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it! Friable Night Soil, a.k.a. human manure usable as fertilizer, has a certain market value (though I think it is not listed on the stock exchange—at least not under so direct a name).

There are some things Mortal Man was not meant to know, Doctor!

Whoa. I do believe today’s comment count will hit 100! Almost there. It must have something to do with unfriable night soil.

hardened night soil

Hall of Shame.

…I heard Peppermint Patty redeemed him…