“I certainly didn’t pump a 12 year old full of growth hormones and steroids if that’s what you or any nosey lawyers trying to indict me are implying YOU HEAR ME DEREK. I KNOW YOU LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST! I’M COMING FOR YOU DEREK! I’M A COMIN!
Cuz he was too busy vaping while banging the rival coach’s daughter who was mourning the imminent demise of Meemaw who was upset about Mimi’s threesome…
Moonman looks about 30 years younger since he stopped drinking. Meanwhile, Gilpa looks 30 years younger as he continues to slam Old Fashions with his favorite bartendress, Beth.
BHHL: 90MPH! With a little work, we can get him close the 100mph fastball I had in high school. You know I pitched every game, (complete games of course) on my way to the state championship.
BHHL may be a huge ahole, but I’ll bet even he wouldn’t pull a stupid stunt like Gil and have crap carved into the outfield grass on their field. And speaking of crap, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.
Wait, is BHHL saying that his wife is not Pedro’s mom? If Pedro was “bred” to be a Hall of Famer, does that mean BHHL knocked up someone like Jennie Finch?
Why would he assume a kid plays multiple sports? He a baseball player, Moon! Basketball is a totally different set of skills. Do you ask why the golfers don’t play tennis?
Jacob Mattingly over 1 year ago
“I certainly didn’t pump a 12 year old full of growth hormones and steroids if that’s what you or any nosey lawyers trying to indict me are implying YOU HEAR ME DEREK. I KNOW YOU LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST! I’M COMING FOR YOU DEREK! I’M A COMIN!
Jusbcuz over 1 year ago
Cuz he was too busy vaping while banging the rival coach’s daughter who was mourning the imminent demise of Meemaw who was upset about Mimi’s threesome…
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Even for Marty it’s an inane question. The coach’s son is under some obligation to play every sport?
OldDoug Premium Member over 1 year ago
P2 – The WD-40 guy is there to grease the ball.
huskiecoach over 1 year ago
Never seen a baseball team with all-yellow uniforms. Not even the A’s or Padres.
dadjo over 1 year ago
Moonman looks about 30 years younger since he stopped drinking. Meanwhile, Gilpa looks 30 years younger as he continues to slam Old Fashions with his favorite bartendress, Beth.
Charks over 1 year ago
Pitcher named Pedro Martinez? Kidding right? Now batting for Milford — Frank Thomas.
jslabotnik over 1 year ago
BHHL: 90MPH! With a little work, we can get him close the 100mph fastball I had in high school. You know I pitched every game, (complete games of course) on my way to the state championship.
Mopman over 1 year ago
BHHL may be a huge ahole, but I’ll bet even he wouldn’t pull a stupid stunt like Gil and have crap carved into the outfield grass on their field. And speaking of crap, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
bearwku82 over 1 year ago
Guaranteed I would spit coffee Mop if Valley Tech’s mascot was a Bull and Pedro nailed it like Nuke LaLoosh. Job well done. Take tomorrow off.
Mopman over 1 year ago
Wait, is BHHL saying that his wife is not Pedro’s mom? If Pedro was “bred” to be a Hall of Famer, does that mean BHHL knocked up someone like Jennie Finch?
rpaul33 over 1 year ago
Pedro better hope he’s not standing on a mound of fire ants. Those things are pure evil.
hifirick1953 over 1 year ago
He wasn’t bred for basketball!!! Doofus.
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
If he was bred, was Keri butta?
tcayer over 1 year ago
Why would he assume a kid plays multiple sports? He a baseball player, Moon! Basketball is a totally different set of skills. Do you ask why the golfers don’t play tennis?
MailbuEd over 1 year ago
No way a high school pitcher is throwing a 90 mph fastball.
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 1 year ago
Luke clocks Moon’s mouth at 90 wpm!
metals24 over 1 year ago
P1- No name, no number, no logo. Nice uniform.
P2- The entire team could fit in those batter’s boxes.
P3- He’s going to blow out his arm but Frannie does Tommy John surgery on the side.
Irish53 over 1 year ago
It’s about time someone said that to Moon, besides that kid who threatened to kick his a$$ about 20 years ago
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
Moon: “Keri told me he was fast, but I had no idea!”
Klubble over 1 year ago
P3: The illegal substance drips off the ball.
Klubble over 1 year ago
P2: Huh, I can’t see far away with this thing…I got gypped!
Mopman over 1 year ago
Episode 12 of Milford After Dark is online.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/