Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 06, 2023

More than one.  Many?  Many manies?

He’s had more booty than a pirate, but I’d be careful, I hear crack can be addictive.

Dogs aren’t doing anything inappropriate when they smell butts!

I liked your Frog Blog posts about the Artificial Intelligence texts you got. Too funny. I’m sorry you died so many times, Teresa.

The old adage advising one to make time to stop and smell the flowers makes no mention of keeping count of them.

So, a sentient potato is crazy talk but a surveillance pickle is a thing?

Note to Jennierpup: Thanks for not ending the strip when you died (now THAT’S dedication to your craft!)

I woke up with the dogs butt in my face.

Does that count?

I have no idea …I wasn’t aware I had to keep score! YOU?

Keep the good times rolling w/hot buns and Weiner Dogs.

Sniff and scratch the day away. Lucky won the lottery and Chili forgot to play.

Scrambled eggs and a sausage link to sniff the day away.

Dunno, really…I’m waiting for the Dog Days of August. Do you like baseball? Who do you like in the Series?

I’m the south side rambler, it’s the hosemoble gambler.

Huh…All those A.I. responses and no mention of Grace the Face or even Vlad?

Z-Row ruff ruff.

Other dog: “Turn around when you say that” …!

In dog butt’s or human butt’s?

Dragon butt’s too!

“Doggone it, quit dogging me with your nosey questions!”

Bud Grace retired from cartooning in February of 2018.

I guess he was the Face of Frog Applause?

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.”

I’m sorry. I have no information about today. But butts are commonly associated with smoking, similar to chubs or cheroots. The common usage of butts is for sitting, and most people have butts for brains, or seem to, anyway.

If I were a dog, I might have an answer to that inquiry. But as it is, I am merely human and do not sniff butts. So, the only possible answer is and always will be, zero….

…where I work…

…it’s how many you kiss…

Not enough!