Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 19, 2023

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    seanfear  almost 2 years ago

    good call

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The safe answer is no answer.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   almost 2 years ago

    The mirror is a coward. However, it is with some justification.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  almost 2 years ago

    Somehow in my mind I heard an old 90s modem going bing bing bing shhshshhshshhsxxhxhxhxhxhx bong bong while seeing the mirror in the second panel!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Bad router.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It all depends on the size of the sample you are comparing. Is she the fairest one in the room, (if she is the only one in the room)? I’d say yes in that case.

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    RDerekGrier  almost 2 years ago

    Plead the 5th

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    404

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    Troglodyte  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a poor reflection of the mirror’s quality.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    Uhh… better not tell you, now.

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    xsintricks  almost 2 years ago

    Broom-Stick Bunny, WB, 1956, toward the end.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sometimes, no answer is just the answer you want.

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    Baucuva  almost 2 years ago

    He blanched.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He must have driven into an area with no coverage.

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    Anyone tried using that line when the missus asked “does this dress make me look fat?”

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    The mirror you have consulted is no longer in service. Please try a mirror at another location.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Every morning he goes through this.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    The stigma of 7 years of bad luck is holding her gut reaction in abeyance.

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    ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I don’t blame the mirror.

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    dcdete.  almost 2 years ago

    That bald guy in the mirror is the fairest of them all?? I don’t know, his face could look like he’s a mean bald wrestler instead of a kind fair man.

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    yip yip yip   almost 2 years ago

    Blanch looks charming today. “ You Do Blanch”. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    blakerl  almost 2 years ago
    Breaking a mirror brings seven years of bad luck!!
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    bigcatbusiness  almost 2 years ago

    That explains why I’m getting so much buffering.

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    sheashea  almost 2 years ago

    Lie mirror, lie.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    An astute mirror.

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  almost 2 years ago

    Smartmirror

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    sobrown51  almost 2 years ago

    I have found that people who look in mirrors frequently is merely a reflection of their insecurities.

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    PuggyPug  almost 2 years ago

    Now they’re saying it never was “Mirror, Mirror on the wall” but “Magic mirror on the wall”

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    chicken

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    We’ll just see about that, wait till the Wiz gets home, he’ll check your connection awright…

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    WentHulk  almost 2 years ago

    Smart mirror.

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    PaulGoes  almost 2 years ago

    404

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Afterwards, the White House Press Secretary comes in view on the mirror…

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Must have had a data overload….

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    MT Wallet   almost 2 years ago

    My paper dropped this and then added it back when all papers owned by the company did and now has dropped it again.

    The funny thing is at least one paper had Luann with Wizard of Id as the title.

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