Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 20, 2023

In San Diego that will get you a federal charge and jail time.

One of the ball caps should have had MAGA on it…

Time to call in the Coast Guard.

I hope one of ’em shoots a hole in their boat.

That’s illegal

Bunch of unmentionable obscenities!

and the race is on!

I hope the big boat runs over the little boat. They’ll have to drop their guns to swim to safety.

“Shoot the commie gay whales for Jesus” was a bumper stickers in the seventies

I gots ta kill me sumpin’ today, sumpin’ bigger’n me so’s I can feel EXTRA powerful!

Don Jr.’s bachelor party.

Need a third boat: “Shoot the Whale Shooters”.

Not funny.

I’m not sure which boat is a bigger threat to the whales. We need a ghostly Jacques Cousteau and a ghost ship Calypso to come to the rescue.