Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 18, 2023

Amortization is the word of the week!

Where’s the harm in that?

Tax avoidance is legal. Tax EVASION is not. It’s too taxing.

How about teleportation to a parallel universe?

It a really taxing job so give it to robot eh.

Ever think of increasing your withholding?

Careful, Dr. Mel, or you’ll end up like James Brown and Chuck Berry.

Claim everything you own is worth 10% of its value when paying taxes (and 750% more than value when using it as collateral on loans) and depreciate it by 120% a year and you too can pay $0 on a billion dollars.

Perjury? Works for Tramp.

Death……

Ah taxes or “mandatory charity” as they call it

“So…. same old same old?”

Never trust a bot to do your taxes, they don’t know how to cheat.

My taxbot said the same thing.