Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for May 13, 2023

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    Out of the Past  over 1 year ago

    The plot thickens.

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    Lord Flatulence Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Still chugging their mustard.

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    erledbet  over 1 year ago

    That’s what I’m talking about….

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    sueb1863  over 1 year ago

    “That’s great. Well, I’m off to interview the owner of the land where they’re going to be building that state of the art digital multiscreen movie theater complex two miles from here. it’s going to be incredible, all the bells and whistles. Good luck with your little single screen theater that hasn’t seen an upgrade since the 1970s.”

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    Brian Perler Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s right, you guys “fly under the radar with a soft opening”, at your antiquated theater that shows only 1940s movie serials. No need to try to drum up interest ahead of time, that’d be foolish. I’m sure with such business acumen, you’ll be just as successful running the Valentine this time around as you were when you owned it.

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    French Persons Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Thet want to “fly under the radar”. Are you serious? A place like that needs all the business it can get! Why try to hide?

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    Blu Bunny  over 1 year ago

    5 people will read about it in the Sentinel, 3 will show up, that is all they can handle.

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    grozar  over 1 year ago

    Not one humorous pun all week. Batty sux!

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I wonder what happened to Ed and the BBQ.

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    Mopman  over 1 year ago

    “This theater was losing money hand over fist. So we figure the best way to relaunch the business is to make sure as few people as possible know the place is open again.”

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    “We’re planning to fly under the radar… which is why we’re telling a reporter our plans.”

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    “We are planning a soft opening, because why would we want people to know we’re open?”

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    Bill Thompson  over 1 year ago

    “We wanted to plant a secret coded message in the Personals section of small-town newspapers all around America, so that only the truly devoted fans of old movie serials would come here. The trouble was that most of those people were already in the Obituaries section.”

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    puddleglum1066  over 1 year ago

    Considering what the Valentine was used for during the period between when Mxx bankrupted it and Masoné Jar-Jarré bought it, I would be careful using phrases like “soft opening.”

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hmmmm. Something’s missing here. OH! Yeah. JJ

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    J.J. O'Malley  over 1 year ago

    Unseen Panel Four: Skip excitedly asks Mxx and Hnnh if their “hard opening” will be a double feature of “Misty Beethoven” and “Barbara Broadcast.”

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    ToneeRhianRose  over 1 year ago

    Haha! XD

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