The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 19, 2023

The thought of having to face another day with Chief is a powerful anesthetic.

It’s time to wake it up. No sleeping in.

Does Brutus get the Sunday Scaries?

That foot must be tired if it can’t wait to get to the office for a nap like the rest of the body.

kick your foot in da butt and get a move on!

At least his foot is motivated.

Have another cup Brutus, it will eventually get you going one way or the other.

“I’ve got a monkey on my foot!”

Drop the pot on his foot.

Gladys are you expecting company, trying to get Brutus out of the house?

Poor Brutus, it’s always something, but safety first. Operating a car with a foot that has limited sensation could be dangerous.

That is the best excuse he could come up with? Brutus, you can do better than that. Maybe.

then maybe he does need more coffee then… you know what, make that triple. ;)

Shake a leg Brutus and stop wearing Wilberforce’s Spiderman socks. Cuts off circulation.

Some part of Brutus’ body is always a sleep!

Some days are like that .

Brutus, walking to the door will take care of that.

Get up and shake it around.

“Then I’ll save the coffee for Mother Gargoyle when she gets here in 15 minutes.”

“Hey! My feet are fine now. Call me when she’s gone.”

“No mo’ Joe!” ☺

Yesterday Brutus could handle the pressure of living in the fast lane. Today just one day later looks like Brutus is having difficulty getting out of the slow lane because his foot keeps falling asleep!

Darn that foot. Anyway, l haven’t used that excuse ever for arriving late to work and l thought that l would test it out to see if it works…..

Gladys needs to make her coffee stronger so Brutus’ whole body is awake.

You’ve been sitting too long – get up and move that foot and your lazy butt. Only those with bags of money can just sit around [and micro-manage].

Brutus is lucky, coffee puts both my feet to sleep, my legs, my torso, my chest, my neck and finally my head ZZZZzzzzz…

“Whisper, Gladys. We don’t want to wake it up.”