Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 26, 2023

From sparkle to spackle. There goes the Alice-Dill wedding——down the rabbit hole!

“The Dill Report” could be a new TV Detective Series starring Dill Maledropeyes. “Be careful what you do, he might be watching you next”.

Spackleface? Is that a new “Dick Tracy” villain?

Their faces look greenish… Just like yesterday. Zombie version?

The weird side of Dill. Oh wait, is there a not weird side of Dill?

Dill has that Control Agent 13 vibe going, while Alice is definitely KAOS.

Ooooooo! She’s going to have such a permanent record!

Nah, just a prelude to a marriage tiff

Who does Dill report to?

Who watches the watchDill?

I’d certainly feel safer if Dill was in my Neighborhood Watch.

When I was that age, I would’ve had no clue as to the meaning of “spackle”

Today Calvin said;

1) Greed is good.

2) People’s private lives are legitimate public entertainment.

3) Aim for the lowest common denominator.

Dill has #2 down already. He can work with Calvin.

Dill’s going to be the enforcer for an HOA someday.

Dill is the OG neighborhood watch. Big brother and Alexa have got nothing on him. Plus he delivers sticks and pithy commentary. We should all have a Dill peeking through the mail slot.

If there’s an old fountain pen languishing in some drawer in the Otterloop household I would take it and ‘dot that kid’s eye’…

Maybe that’s what the police should do with the serial peeper they’ve caught for the 11th time in a city near me.

The contrast between mild-mannered Peter Otterloop and his daughter, Alice, a Fury incarnate, could not be clearer before the watchful Eyes of Dill….