Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for May 21, 2023

corvid-19

Cheep joke.

Just keep your grill away from the shingles, Ed.

people flu

Could this be a twitter moment?

Ha ha! The joke is funny, because there isn’t one! BLACK HOLE SHAFT! WHERE HUMOR DIES

Negative Nellie…..

????? OK, I don’t get why Ed is saying that.

They better get the masks off. The squirrels won’t be playing that game. They’re already into AI.

Hard to eat birdseed with a mask on.

Psittacosis actually.

Canarial disease

or you forgot to use your deodorant today?

How do they eat through those masks?

Very funny. Running weeks after the US lifted ALL COVID related restrictions.

Job well done comes to my mind…..

And how are we to believe that the masks got on to their beaks? Birds don’t have arms and hands. (I know I’m taking this much to literally, but this isn’t Garfield.)

It’s warming up, Crankshaft doesn’t have his red coat.

I object. Lillian is the one who needs a mask. Nobody wants to see her craggy gargoyle like face.

A paper bag with eyeholes would work even better.

H5N1

GPS will take you to these coordinates.

No, the little birdies just got a peek at your weathered punims and just wanted to make sure they didn’t catch whatever you both have.

Didn’t he do this ridiculous birds wearing masks “gag” a year or more ago? I’m still laughing at the first time he did it. I almost passed out with this repeat.

Just curious, how would a bird remove their mask,then put it on again? I gather Batty is not well.

Took me a sec to notice they all had masks on! Haha! XD