Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 26, 2023

With a friend like Kevin, who needs enemas?

I like him calling Miles “bro.” They are blood brothers after all

Five minutes in there and he’ll be begging to get sent back his room.

Laugh all you want, but at least the monsters in there, all died a long time ago.

Yes, this should be easy to explain to his family… The comatose, practically naked, friend in his closet.

Out of the frying pan…

Miles: “I confess! I confess!”

Goin’ back inside.

There are fates far, far worse than being locked in your room. Kevin’s closet is one.

Kevin needs to deodorize and sanitize his closet.

Looks like it hasn’t yet dawned on Miles that his business plan is unsustainable.

No way that’ll fool the bloodhounds! The Mythbusters had proven that!

Miles… Here’s a mind-blowing fact for you… KEVIN’S HOUSE WILL BE THE FIRST PLACE THEY’LL SEARCH!!