Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for May 23, 2023

wooden clams got wooden legs!

How much wood would a a clam…

Nah.

Clams got wo…… Nah! Not going there…..

Those clams have an inflated sense of their worth!

Money to burn.

To be followed by paper clams.

Who needs more non wood clams?

The Amazon rainforest …

I do! I’m building a house this summer!

Wiley will eventually need more, and don’t forget those message slabs that you guys keep floating across the water.

And thus began the invention of Counterfeiting.

Convolutions 101 is a basic course for pols.

I was listening to a baseball game on the radio in the 60’s. The sportscaster said the batter had good wood.

Sheldon. Sheldon needs wood ☺:

Sheldon Cooper : I want to build a road, but I need wood. Either of you fellows have wood?

[Raj and Howard snicker]

Sheldon Cooper : I don’t understand the laughter. The object of “Settlers of Catan” is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now, I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?

Sheldon Cooper : Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Does anyone have any wood?

[Raj and Howard laugh]

Sheldon Cooper : Oh, come on! I just want wood! Why are you making it so hard?

[Raj and Howard laugh harder]

Sheldon Cooper : And now that I have some wood, I’m going to begin the erection of my settlements.

Sheldon Cooper : Now, back to our game.

Raj Koothrappali : You were in the middle of an erection.

Sheldon Cooper : Oh, of course! It’s right here in my hand.

Raj Koothrappali : [sotto, to Wolowitz] He’s got to be doing this on purpose.

“Don’t take any wooden clams.”

For some context, this was right about the time that they replaced the silver in dimes & quarters with copper and nickel.

Cheaper to make wood clams than using real clams, lookit Canada their paper money is plastic, save lotsa trees in Canada by doing that, and now when you say I buy with my plastic you really mean it in Canada, that’s what it’s all aboot…

Inflation is not rising prices. Inflation is adding more money, inflating the money supply. Supply and demand says if there is more supply, the value goes down. If money is less valuable, then it takes more of it to buy stuff. That is where the rising prices come from. Two years ago I predicted the COVID stimulus payments would result in rising prices.

Who needs more wood? Given how much money Pfizer made from Viagra…

well, today Mr Hart, I know you will find this hard to believe, like I do, but because of idiots who think they “rule” the world most of Europe is in need of wood because of a manufactured gas and oil shortage. But then don’t worry, once the wind starts blowing and the sun decides to shine again we will ALL have whatever energy we need to run our mandated electric cars, stoves, refrigerators etc. etc. etc. – just ask the intelligent people who made sure this happened and the equally intelligent people that put them in charge.

Isn’t more wood the point of much modern men’s medication.