Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 24, 2023

What a drag      on

Henry wanted something soft and warm to lay on.

Henry’s just trying to help her get in shape – to slim down.

She wanted a flatter stomach…she kinda got it.

Shame on you, Henry!

What’s the picture on the wall? It kind of looks like Pac-man.

When she said she wanted to drop some weight, Henry misheard…..

Cute when it’s a cat. A bit less cute when it’s a dragon.

Pets?!

Today’s lesson in the land if Id. Don’t go falling asleep on the floor! Like in the land of OZ, sometimes a flying house can land on top of you, or like here sometimes it is a dragon that lands on you!

That’s a lot of dragon to drop. She should switch places with him.

Reminds me of the Terry Pratchett novel, “Guards! Guards!” with Lady Ramkin and all her pet swamp dragons. Great book.

“What a Drag It Is Getting Old” ~ Mick Jagger… and he should certainly know.

Everyone with a cat

My Aussie waits for me to do my core work every morning. When I get on the floor he takes a big drink of water then tries to lick my face.

I thought your dog hum ping your leg was bad, this is worse.

Gotta love pets.

My dog is the same way, only if I get on the floor, she thinks it’s playtime.

Dragon yoga? I’ve heard of goat yoga, but dragon yoga?

Well, I think it would be called a pretty good work out, getting that thing off you. On the plus side, she’s probably a lot thinner right now.

Whenever I was in Tree Pose, the dog would run up and lean on me.

Affectionate little devil.

Savasana. Literally.

Uh… what’s he trying to do?

I wonder what the Wiz is trying to accomplish by training the dragon to do this?

Namaste right where you are.

Is that a picture of a chick or pacman?

She wears her heeled shoes to work out?

Love how the yoga mat changes size to match Blanche’s length!

Dragons as pets, not wise!

Henry’s a little bigger than a cat.

That’s why I have pet cats and not pet dragons. Too heavy. :-)

Awww, he just thinks you want to play….Blanche…are you okay?

Wiz is going to miss her…

What is the yellow thing on the wall?

AWWW! Henry wuuuvs Blanche…

Oops ……………….. Henry just wanted a soft place to sit ……. :)

Must go to the same “school of obedience” that Peekaboo (Rose Is Rose) goes to. . .

C’mon be a good egg about it…

Is she wearing a hoop skirt?

Someone wanted attention

Maybe he thinks she’s an egg.

Comfy pillow. At least Henry is not laying the other direction! Yip yip yip yip yip

Blanche is blintz. Oy vey!

That’ll help her become thinner.

My cats would do like Henry just did…

Henry must be part cat.