Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 21, 2023

because life is one already, dear.

Or why doesn’t the sky open up, a ladder come down, and arrows point up.

Aunty just walk away. It’s all you can do.

I can’t wait until she gets to the coupons!

Life is full of sinkholes. Your neighbor is one. Run!

Hey…I got to go get another cup of coffee!

She’s lonely. Just smile and nod, let her talk a bit, and then remember you left the stove on.

“Pardon me, I need to head to the loo.”

At some point, even to this day, I have to say “I hear my Mom callin’. See you later.”

I hear you, Aunty!

Oh Aunty, the same thing has been thought about you by so many people. Here name is Karma and she is a B!tch.

Opps – left the coffee pot on – gotta run says old bag with strawberry hair.

In the morning everybody! It’s going to be a real long/short day (depending where you live, unless you live around the equator, then it’s all about the same)

Sounds just like the Dillon’s Grocery. Except no specials apply unless you download their app.

So to continue the story, she said, “Don’t you dare throw that tomato at me.” so I said, “It’s only temporary till I find a --”

Half to admit, I nodded off halfway through her diatribe.

We have a customer at our store just like this woman.

Just walk away……Renee