Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 23, 2023

talk to Marvel – they sure will be happy to invent something

Recently, Aunty Acid was imagining herself as a vampire. She doesn’t seem to like the idea of being a zombie so much.

Agreed, Aunty.

The worst part about being a zombie is trying to find people with brains.

By that measure, Washington DC is a food dessert.

Old and dead….double whammy!

“On the bright side, I’m in the best shape I’ve ever been! Darn, that arm keeps dropping off! Now, to find a victim that’s been drinking heavily…”

The original Zombies….Rod Argent and Colin Blunstone.

Looking good Aunty. Ditch that 1960’s hairstyle and color.

You’re part way there already, always looking for brains.

I would take exception to the clothes. I like to walk.

I’ve often felt dead on my feet.

It’s not the Walking. All that Lurching is Murder on the thigh muscles.

At least you can walk. My max is 100 feet.