Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 25, 2023

It should depend on how long you had to wait for a table.

If the aliens helped Brewster to get his head out of the big jar of cheese balls (going back quite a few years on this one) that might be tip worthy.

Otherwise, they might never come back.

I wouldn’t want to seam cheep either.

Although I tip, I oppose it. Just include enough in the bill to pay the workers sufficiently and be done with it.

While we’re at it, I hate that we add on taxes to the advertised price. Just include the taxes in the price to start with.

I think if they warm the probe, and use lubricant, they deserve one.

Wow Brewster tips after being “tipped” himself? Even inflation is eating at the extraterrestrial currency lol

We visited the UK. No place on the credit card receipt to leave a tip, I tried to leave cash. They had no idea what I was doing and gave it back. Just pay servers a living wage, they deserve it. By the way, if you feel you can’t afford to leave an appropriate tip then you cannot afford to eat out.

Pam shouldn’t probe Brewster.

“Hey, guys, I’m gonna tip you, but you’re not gonna find it in there!”

“I ain’t cheap, but I CAN be had.”

He wants to leave a lasting impression of how generous we are with our tips and our body parts.

Hopefully one day they will do a probe and insert a brain.

Be advised I do not tip kidnappers, and no one is going to pay any ransom. Just to poor to pay ransom. But the Government will hunt you down and kill you. You see I know what really happened at Roswell in 1947. They can’t let that secret out.

Tipping became an obligation when the IRS decided that it would calculate a server’s tips as a fixed percentage of the cost of their orders.

I never know how much to tip a cow….