FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 10, 2023

Now coming in Texas…

Paige don’t waste a bowl of ice cream down Jason back. He isn’t worth it.

and the fall of his agonies

Dis content is getting pretty violent.

Oh no, not the ice cream!

Who else remembers Red’s discount tent?

didn’t plan that far ahead… :J

Don’t waste the ice cream, Paige!

I wonder how many people today wouldn’t get the Shakespeare references?

It doesn’t help when you sister knows Shakespeare.

Doesn’t she mean the Winter of her discount tent???

Just because a person is very intelligent, doesn’t mean they have wisdom.

Andy can’t say her kids don’t know anything about literature.

for a brainy little kid, he does some really dumb things sometimes

That’s cold.

For someone who is so smart. he can sure be pretty dumb sometimes.

Hint, it’s not ice cream. It’s mashed potatoes made to look like scoops of ice cream.

These are NOT public school educated children…

Pretty dang clever — LOLOL

Paige will now perform “The Taming of the Little Brother…”

I think the winter of her discontent is about to be made glorious summer by a swift pummeling of this son of dork.

Paige willingly quoting Shakespeare? Andi will be so proud when she grounds her for hitting Jason!