FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 01, 2023

He’s as bad as Andy

strangely he didn’t think of BBQing that son

So he doesn’t check his ingredients before he starts cooking?

Note to self: Make sure you decline all future invitations to a BBQ at Roger Fox’s place.

How could she “forget” to have food for the 4th of July cookout? I think Andy’s not being very honest here.

Don’t worry, Jason. The way your dad grills, anything organic was burned off and carbon pretty much tastes the same regardless of what it started out as.

That was foolish Fred. Extending your hand over the flaming grill.

What does he use for fuel? Gasoline?

Grilled veggies are nice, but Andy probably only has tofu.

“Almost blew myself up?” Maybe you should have just ordered pizza.

It reminds me of the time there was a major power failure and my poor husband barbecued liver.

Andy is a control freak! Especially about food. She didn’t forget, she did it on purpose.

….and he is grilling…..not BBQing!

It’s still 3 days until the 4th. And the grocery store is likely open even on the 4th. Go buy some stuff.

If Andy can’t have eggplant or tofu, then nobody eats.

Where’d mom go dad, this burger is yum…

At this point, I’m surprised that any grill in the Foxx household has survived any “cookout”. They must be independently wealthy given the omoount of money they spend on grills and golf clubs.

Spaghetti Carbonara?

Why not run to the store and buy something to cook? It’s not that hard to do.

Go swing a golf club at a pigeon, Roger.

Where’s the Tofu?

Just HOW do you barbeque spaghetti? Wouldn’t that have ended up as spaghetti flambe?

Andy didn’t want Roger cooking, but he still has time to run to the store. Too late for brats and wings, ‘cause they’re out, but they might still have dogs and hamburger.

Fourth of July Tofu isn’t going to be a tradition.