Monty by Jim Meddick for May 28, 2023

Knock yourself out.

I’m not sure why this is supposed to be funny. I’m pretty sure I heard about such a product a few years ago.

Go for the real deal Monty:

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2012/02/22

Meanwhile I’ll take the wild cherry, I’ve never been a fan of the hot plastic and toxic chemicals smell and it’s not gonna fool anyone into thinking your car is brand new!

basically

Why are they in giant spray cans?

If you’re fortunate enough to have a new car and conditions permit it, leave the windows open to vent the fumes.

When my old wreck was new, she smelled like Buffalo in the 60’s. Now it has that nice ‘’Old Panda’’ smell.

‘’Old Panda ’’ is just about equal to ‘’old dog’’ smell. Sigh.

That’s “new car smell”, alright.

“Plastic seat sweat”

I think he wants Barfume spray from Walmart.

With the ever escalating price of new cars, a smell many will never know. Sigh…

Monty’s getting odor, but not getting wiser.

That’s basically what new car smell IS

I thought for a minute he was in a Starbucks. :)

Exactly how a new car smells to me. Toxic. When I got a new car I finally, after trying a few remedies, went to a fast food place ordered and ate hamburger, fries and a shake, ate it in the car and left the bag and food wrapping in the car overnight. Did a pretty good job of dispelling the smell.

SCREEEAMHAHAHAHA

Monty displays his impeccable taste in auto air fresheners! Yeah, that’s it….

AND it works great on bears too.