Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for May 22, 2023

“Gee whiz, Dad, there are at least six rolls of Charmin under the sink!”

Well, you’ve got a computer, a printer and this strip. Get cracking, Cranky!

Well, you can try reading one of the outdated periodicals.

We hear Sears & Roebuck published a great resource when you were a kid.

Just take your phone into the bathroom and read the paper’s website (might want to bring your credit card with you though)

Going off on a big ol’ tangent here since I brought up digital newspapers: I’m 22. I don’t read the newspaper. In fact, I don’t know a single person in my age group who does. I get most of my news from the internet, and a little from TV. I see the decline of newspapers and I feel bad for them, but having to pay for a big newspaper that I only want to read a small fraction of just really isn’t feasible for me when I can just find the news I’m looking for on free websites. What can be done to save the newspapers? Is it doomed? There’s really no advantage to newspapers over the internet and TV that I can see, especially given that newspapers can’t be updated in real time like websites can.

You didn’t finish yesterday"s Sudoku High 5.

Bring a book.

Surely you must have a stash of old Readers Digest magazines for emergencies!

For reading …..not the other

Use toilet paper like everyone else.

I guess Cranky has more than just white shirts in his wardrobe after all.

I thought Krankus had a strict “three sheets” policy.

“Dad, would you rather tear out some pages from the Sears catalog?”

Funny…that is Crankshaft………

Haha! XD