Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 09, 2023

There are people like Horace in every store’s parking lot, walking behind cars that are backing up.

I know where you WOULDN’T be – at the bottom of a cliff…

A felicitous fate for those glued to their phones

Ooooo, a cliffhanger.

pretty much right there

maybe if they actually work right, you might not need to go to the hospital trip.

Reminds me of the early days of GPS, something like 20+ years ago… My nephew was using it and it told him to keep driving on a road that went into a lake. (No, he didn’t do it.)

Where would Horace be without his maps app? Probably looking at his Cliff notes.

Somewhere less perilous, Horace.

Horace, would you rather enjoy a walk in the country or during the fall…?

Not spending a week in intensive care would be my guess.

Do I feel a MEEMP MEEMP coming on?

Well, not there, certainly.

Well …. the way your going …… you’ll find out in about two or three more steps …….. Spoiler Alert ….. :)

12-Step Program to Overcome Phone Addiction.

Reminds me of the early days of GPS. People kept blaming the GPS for them driving into rivers and such. “But the GPS showed a road here…”

You’d better hold your horses, Horace!

Over the edge.

I would guess you wouldn’t be on the edge of a cliff, Horace.