Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 13, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It was a labor of love, in more ways than one.

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Poor Fella. Everything must be mom’s fault.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  almost 2 years ago

    “When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.” -Steven Wright

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    Jml58  almost 2 years ago

    The midwife pushed too.

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    Ubintold  almost 2 years ago

    Nobody likes a pushy broad.

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    ʲᔆ  almost 2 years ago

    when the therapist said, “start from the beginning” – he took it seriously

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    Sue Ellen  almost 2 years ago

    And now she’s probably trying to push you out of her basement and into a place of your own.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    So what or who pushed him into coming here?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Trauma… ACHIEVED!

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    But everything came out OK in the end.

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    ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    My mother pushed and pushed to get me out too.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    So you’re a push over in life ?

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    I finally told me wife that her current problems were only the tiniest bit related to what happened to her when she was five years old and to save it for her therapist.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Then some guy, who I’ve never seen before, smacks my bare a$$.

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    stamps  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t you just hate pushy parents?

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    That’s why I became a psychiatrist…

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    JLChi  almost 2 years ago

    Typical guy.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Then she kept pushing around, in your stroller.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Finally, I saw the light.

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