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“When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.” -Steven Wright
I finally told me wife that her current problems were only the tiniest bit related to what happened to her when she was five years old and to save it for her therapist.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It was a labor of love, in more ways than one.
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Poor Fella. Everything must be mom’s fault.
MichaelAxelFleming almost 2 years ago
“When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.” -Steven Wright
Jml58 almost 2 years ago
The midwife pushed too.
Ubintold almost 2 years ago
Nobody likes a pushy broad.
ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
when the therapist said, “start from the beginning” – he took it seriously
Sue Ellen almost 2 years ago
And now she’s probably trying to push you out of her basement and into a place of your own.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
So what or who pushed him into coming here?
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Trauma… ACHIEVED!
dflak almost 2 years ago
But everything came out OK in the end.
ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
My mother pushed and pushed to get me out too.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
So you’re a push over in life ?
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
I finally told me wife that her current problems were only the tiniest bit related to what happened to her when she was five years old and to save it for her therapist.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Then some guy, who I’ve never seen before, smacks my bare a$$.
stamps almost 2 years ago
Don’t you just hate pushy parents?
T... almost 2 years ago
That’s why I became a psychiatrist…
JLChi almost 2 years ago
Typical guy.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Then she kept pushing around, in your stroller.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Finally, I saw the light.