Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 13, 2023

Opposite effect on different parts of the body.

You have to allow for shrinkage, as George Costanza once said!!

Negative displacement.

WOOHOO FACTOR 10. My pool heat pump has spoiled me.

Luck had nothing to do with it.

He misspelled $∏∣+ …. and no, I didn’t misspell “misspelled”, it really has two s’s!

Shrinkage!

except when it comes to paycheck comparisons

Just jumping in is the least torture….Oy!

Cold water will take a man back to his childhood.

Yes, women are lucky they are not men.

He might ask the woman about the fun she had giving birth to the girl next to her,

Tee hee! Did the cold water zap you, buddy?

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Yup. This is one of Mr Martin’s. Did not even have to look.

You think it’s cold now. Wait until they attack you for gendering. :) :(

Strange how cold water produces opposite effects – men shrink to vanishing, women get glass cutters….

I cannot even picture my dad ever saying anything like that. Nor did my brother, or even my ex. I was a bit shocked as an adult the first time I heard a comment along that line. Now my eyes kind of roll themselves.

What a ding-a-ling!

Less of a fish target if you’re skinny dipping.

Now you know where Jerry Lee Lewis got the song title. Cold water but feels like he sang.